Happy Holidays! Prime Time starts for layoffs, firings, furloughs and related company fun: File your stories here!

You're Fired!

Happy Holidays! Happy Hanukkah!

And while we’re at it …. Don’t let the company door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha!

It’s a sad fact of life in America: Companies do a copious amount of layoffs, firings, furloughs and assorted other means of ‘Getting Canned’ …. er, corporate reorganizations … right before Santa hops on his merry sleigh.

Is your boss a true Grinch?

Did you get a glowing job review around Turkey Time, only to get the Pink Slip in December?

Some of my personal favorites:

“We’re heading in a different direction.”

“It’s not me, it’s you” (with all due respect, Costanza).

“There’s a disconnect with the client.”

“You weren’t really happy here anyway, were you?”

File your tales of woe and worry here, at andy@andyhemmer.com …. we’ll publish the best …. er, worst. Or something like that.

“Sleigh bells ring, are ya listen’ ….”

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